Q: What the hell is this site?:
A: Hi and welcome, this is your new alternative Premier news site. What will be posted on here is pretty much up in the air. This is a site for players, by players,and basically anything goes. Signing up is easy, just go the the Premier League Forums and send a PM (personal message) to Ace with your preferred username and pword.

Q: This site looks shitty and beat up:
A: Fuck you, deal with it.

Q: Who will publish articles?
A: You will.

Q: What kind of articles can we expect on this site?
A: Anything related to Premier. Match Reviews. Match Previews. Fantasy Match-Up's, Player Interviews, the Coveted Choker/MVP of the Week Interview, Why this sucks/is great. Whatever you can think of to generate interest.

Q: Aren't there other sites like this?
A: Uh yeah. While some sites are out there this one is hopefully going to be permenant. No more great news site for a week, then dead the next week. This will hopefully become as checked and as active as the forum's.

Q: You suck. Get out of here.
A: That's not a question. Fuck you and your pregnant goat wife.

Q: You're competing with my site! Why?
A: Because we can and will destroy you.

Q: Can my news/zone/etc site work with yours?
A: Your site sucks, sorry.